Red vs Green: The Musical, A Startup Odyssey March 22, 2011

Since Spider-Man got $65M to flop on Broadway, I figure it makes sense to leak some information about Red To Green: The Musical, A Startup Odyssey.

Here are some notes from the Playbill:

• Overture
• Act I: Greenfields
  • To Shave A Yak
  • Ship-It (How I learned to stop worrying and love `cap deploy`)
  • Balance
• Act II: Product/Market Fit
  • Churn, Baby, Churn
  • One More Line
  • Tomorrow (we'll fix the tests)
• Act III: Re-Factor
  • Velocity: Running to stand still
  • Offshore? You Whore!
  • Big Bang 2
• Act IV: Acquisition
  • Due Dilligence
  • The Offer
  • Retrospective & Refrain (Serial Entrepreneur)

  Sample Lyrics:

  "We'll all feel better, with a geo-social sweater" -- To Shave A Yak 

  "`I'd rather be successful than well-rested`, an attitude that's battle-tested..." -- Balance

  "I think my eyes are getting bleary, maybe it's from all this jQuery" -- One More Line

  "The bugs wake me up at night, I try to re-factor, but I'm losing that fight.  Just one more batch, fuck-it, I'll monkey-patch." -- Velocity: Running to stand still

  "This is our Cap Sheet?  It's more like a crap sheet!" - The Offer

  Early Reviews:

  "This is just another reminder that Angles can be Demons, too." - Jason Fried

  "Their technology is impressive, I'm just not sure how large of a market there is for this." - Fred Wilson

  "No wireless. Less songs than a Nomad. Lame." - CmdrTaco

  "Don't Dilute Me, Bro!" - Dave McClure

   

  (Our test suite takes a while to run, and this post was written while waiting for the little green dots to show up.)